Buddy, my car saw the towers fall. The smartest thing in it is the cassette player
Not you?
Nope! I’m dumb as dirt 👍
Although technically my actual smartphone is usually in there with me 🤔
My truck saw the basement of the towers bombed, before later seeing the towers fall.
Nice! My first car was that old, but its engine exploded 😅
If you link your phone to your car the police can see everything on your phone with no warrant or notice that they have done so by the way.
you smartphone is a smartphone on wheels.
When you’re in your car, your smartphone is a smartphone in a smartphone on wheels.
Yo dog. We heard you had a surveillance kink so we started listening to your watching while you’re watching our listening.
We have a committee watching a committee watching a committee watching what you jerk off to.
Batman?
