

once you get to the top of the structure, evolve some kind of hot air balloon to float to safety.
I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take


once you get to the top of the structure, evolve some kind of hot air balloon to float to safety.


“i’m a retired metro driver. everyone strip down and grab a handful of this petroleum jelly!”

It took me years to get this joke
In fairness I was a kid when I first heard it
Not super young, but young for the group. Hell, I’m in my mid 40s (I think. Please don’t ask me to do the math) and I get the sense I’m on the young end of the primary demographic here
Where do fifty-something furries fit to this?
Have you called her lately? She misses you.
Speak for yourself I promise to be awkward as daisy dukes on a crusty old fart with droopy balls.
the US has objectives? fuck. i missed a meeting.